Sailor Beware by Falkland L. Cary and Philip King
Thursday 12th to Saturday 14th April 1973
St Augustine’s Hall, Trowbridge
Albert plans to get married to a girl named Shirley. On the day of the ceremony, Albert gets cold feet when he discovers that Shirley’s gorgon-like mother Emma has bought a house just three doors away from their honeymoon cottage. The question now is: how long will it be before the worm turns and Emma is put in her place by both her prospective son-in-law and her henpecked husband?
Albert Tufnell, A.B.
Carnoustie Bligh, A.B.
The Rev. Oliver Purefoy