A Little Murder Never Hurt Anybody

Poster by Tim Knott

A Little Murder Never Hurt Anybody by Ron Bernas

Wednesday 20th to Saturday 23rd April 2016

It’s New Year’s Eve at the Perry mansion, and Julia and Matthew Perry seem to have it all. But Matthew wants something more – to be rid of his wife Julia so he can have some real fun!

He resolves to murder Julia by the New Year’s end, and tells her so. She vows to stay alive, and tells him so.

And so the game begins – an hilarious year-long match of wits and the witless.

But while Julia cleverly dodges Matthew’s devious murder attempts, the Perry friends and staff are dying off mysteriously – it seems Matthew is successful in murdering everyone but Julia!

As the bodies are falling, dim-witted daughter Bunny contemplates calling off her wedding to unwitting Donald since all the intended gift-bearing guests are dying